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The 2024 Purity Test: Chronically Online Edition

Are there people out there that actually live for the internet? Are you one of them? Take this quiz to find out.

Welcome to the 2024 Purity Test. We’ve seemingly entered a new age of technological innovation — artificial intelligence is no longer a big deal, and new iPhones are nothing special. There’s an app for everything now, toddlers have tablets attached to their faces, and for most of us, our screen-time is always in the double-digits. Although we’re all online, some are more in-tune than most. Is your personality based on internet trends? Do you live to fight with randoms in TikTok comment sections? You may be more chronically online than most — take the test to find out.

Most questions are framed as “Have you ever…?” Check off the box if you have done the activity and total your score to find out exactly how pure (or impure) you are!

Graphic by Robyn Huenemoerder.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE

HAVE YOU EVER…
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Started saying…

 
 
 
 
 

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Described your significant other as having…

 
 

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Done these viral food trends…

 
 
 

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VICES AND FUCK-UPS

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Walked slow in..

 
 
 

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SEX

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ALCOHOL, DRUGS, TATS

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Done…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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VIOLENCE

HAVE YOU EVER…
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RANDOM

HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?
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