PLLC residence taking applications for butlers

With the residency on track to be open, applications are now open. Must fit into one of the following types:

Type A: Geoffrey

Requirements:

• British
• Be able to low-key mock residents masterfully
• Claim to be theatre trained
• Must follow the sitcom tropes of a butler

Must cater to students who:

• From west Philadelphia
  • Born and raised
• On the playground, spending most of their days
• Got into one little fight
  • Now lives with uncle in Bel Air

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Type B: Alfred

Requirements:

• British
• Have vague former military record
  • Or vague combat training
• Be old as fuck

Must cater to students who:

• Spend there nights fighting crime
• Have no parents
• Totally aren’t Batman 😉

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Type C: Mr. Carson

Requirements:

• Super British
• Ridiculously Boring
• Have experience working in an Abbey

Must cater to students who:

• are also boring British people
• super rich
• idk the PLLC don’t watch this boring ass show

Please send in resumes to [email protected].