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Cardi B’s Invasion of Privacy to win Album of the Year – 11.00 (PaddyPower)
Through the years, the Grammys have grown to become somewhat of a farce in regards to hip-hop and R&B.
This single fact sums it up: Kendrick Lamar has never won Album of the Year any of the three times he’s been nominated, despite the commercial success and universal critical acclaim for DAMN, To Pimp a Butterfly, and Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City. Instead, he’s lost out to Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, and Macklemore, the last one so egregious that Macklemore himself felt the need to apologize for what happened.
It’s gotten to the point where artists like Drake and Frank Ocean sometimes choose not to submit their albums for consideration, citing the awards system as being “way off and completely out of touch.” As far as hip-hop is concerned, the Grammys are a country club, and the best thing they could do this year to change that is let in Cardi B.
Cardi B is in many ways the very embodiment of modernity. She’s a racially ambiguous stripper-turned-reality-star-turned-rockstar who seems to be half-woman, half-Instagram. She’s a rapper who dominates not because of her intricate lyricism or musical pedigree, but her irresistible personality. Her wild and candid posts are as important to her brand as her singles, if not more so.
As it stands, oddsmakers have Cardi B in the middle of this year’s pack. The betting
Aside from being the ultimate feel-good stories, Cardi B is also the kind of cultural megalodon that can scratch the Grammys’ commercial itch, while the critical success of Invasion of Privacy means that the Recording Academy can really have their cake and sell it too. Cardi B winning wouldn’t be retribution for how the Grammys have treated hip-hop in the past (that’s up to Jay-Z to decide), but it would definitely be a step in the right direction, and one that even the Academy should be able to manage.