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I really respect the homeless people who sell copies of the “Street News” in front of Save on Foods. I buy them sandwiches when I go grocery shopping and one time they even invited me to a party
Cancerous cells or cells that were created between June 22 and July 22?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Check the horoscopes.[/themify_box]I don’t think people respect gravity enough. We have like 8,000 social constructs like feminism and rape culture and Christianity and all that but is anyone thinking about gravity? NO. That’s a fucking problem. How will we know if light bends around a dense matter object? I dunno, Im an Arts student
The gateway is bad
>quiet qt in class
>have short conversation with her neat beginning of year
>just introducing ourselves, oh hey what’s up, are you going to this event blah blah blah
>don’t talk for a bit
>go to sit down next to her in class
>quiet qt in class
>have short conversation with her neat beginning of year
>just introducing ourselves, oh hey what’s up, are you going to this event blah blah blah
>don’t talk for a bit
>go to sit down next to her in classbefore I even open my mouth to say “hey what’s up?” she moves one chair away from me
>don’t say anything to her, think maybe the computer she was at wasn’t working or something, whatever I’ll have another chance to talk to her
>some other dude comes and sits between us and uses computer
>end of the year, haven’t talked to her since despite wanting to because weirded out
Did you ever ask Clippy to explain why your parents are divorcing? 🙁
I HATE MATT DAMON YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS HIS FUCKING DEAL MATT FUCKING DAMON CAN GO TO HELL
If you scoop a banana out and microwave it, you will never need Tinder again.
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: It’s a messy cleanup and you are sure to get banana particles in your pubic hair. Try a fleshlight instead![/themify_box]I’m going to school for a Bachelor of Arts but I actually want to be a helicopter pilot.
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Same[/themify_box]Connor McDavid’s eyebrows are thicker than Robyn Paches’ thighs.
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Sandwich meat feels really good but only when it’s in my mouth and only when it’s warm because I cuddled it for two hours
Lucas, a guy I went to high school with, recently liked my page. Lucas is in Education so I don’t give a fuck about what he thinks of global politics
Fabiam breathed down Rodney’s neck and they went to the back room. “I signed up for 45 committees with the hope of being in one with you,” the chief executivet said. A bead of testosterone rolled down ROdnÊy’s back. “I love you, FabiÆn,” he said. FA$bian started crying and sensually licked the hummus off the dipped carrot.
Dipped caRROt. : )
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I hate lemons yet they always end up in my pants
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Symbolism is the use of symbols to signify ideas and qualities by giving them symbolic meanings that are different from their literal sense.
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I try to make it through my life,
In my way there’s you…
I try to make it through these lies
That’s all I do
-THREE DAYS GRACE (will fuck your Grade 9 self up)
My fav animal is the okapi
https://blogs.sandiegozoo.org/
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This part’s a bit biased, just because it’s a value judgment without evidence. It’s best to let the story show how the dogs are good through the numbers in the paragraph below, rather than outright state the dogs have positive effects
The thing with chameleons is that there’s this girl on my FB who has a pet cham and she’s always letting it walk around her apartment but chams need to be kept in humid, warm cages so it’s really annoying to hear her bitch about her cham showing angry colours, JUST KEEP IT IN THE CAGE IDIOT
Do you know who the first and only person to defeat Ronda Rousey in UFC?
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“I’ll sell you my powerpoint slides” – Business student
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: $350 for a B[/themify_box]Have you guys seen The Big Short. ya., great movie
What’s the population of Platypus in Australia? YES
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: The notion of the duck-billed platypus possessing a bird-like horny bill … An introduced population is present on Kangaroo Island off the coast of South Australia.[/themify_box]The Gateway’s EIC is a magic 8 ball
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Pretty much. [/themify_box]have you ever made a toast? a piece of toast. toast. I mean at a dinner. wedding toast. my wedding cake will be toast
macklemores big cock
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Federal laws to protect Bald Eagles:
The 1972 amendments increased civil penalties for violating provisions of the Act to a maximum fine of $5,000 or one year imprisonment with $10,000 or not more than two years in prison for a second conviction. Felony convictions carry a maximum fine of $250,000
Dont fuck who you’re not willing to have kids with
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Do you not?[/themify_box]
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Preview YouTube video Corpse Vapour – Mexican Anchovies
“Shady Gateway”
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What about Brexit?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Don’t try to predict the market. [/themify_box]Does Rihanna count as surface area for The Barbados?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Add 3,042 square miles to your final answer.[/themify_box]I’m not fast enough for the Aryan race.
Does Zion only exist in the Matrix
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Name three brands of hot tub
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Arctic Spas
Whirlpool
Dasani?
[/themify_box]I THINK DAMON ALBERN IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: No.[/themify_box]
I MEAN THE LEAD SINGER OF THE 1975, HE’S REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
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I want to do performance art with potatoes
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Desiigner is a rapper, nothing is stopping you.[/themify_box]
I don’t understand why that show is funny, it’s stupid humour, I just don’t like that kind of humour. My friends made me watch it in Australia.
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: You’re not the target audience. [/themify_box]OH I DON’T KNOw
88% of porn scenes contain physical aggression (spanking, gagging, slapping) · 49% of porn scenes contain verbal aggression (ie. name-calling) · 9 out of 10 boys and 6 out of 10 girls are exposed to online pornography before the age of 18 · 83% of boys and 57% of girls have been exposed to group sex online · On average, a boy will first see porn at 12 years old · 71% of teens hide their online behaviour from their parents.
Is there a comment sheet where we can…. you know?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Yeah it’s called the Gateway.[/themify_box]Do you think you could legally change your last name to Richard’s whole name?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Probably.[/themify_box]Killing of Harambe
 Harambe grabbed and dragged the boy after he fell into the moat; officials feared for the child’s life. | |
| Time | 4:20 p.m. DMT |
|---|---|
| Date | May 28, 2016 |
| Location | Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden |
| Coordinates | 39.144684°N 84.510079°WCoordinates: 39.144684°N 84.510079°W |
| Cause | Arrow to the knee |
On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy climbed into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden and was grabbed and dragged by Harambe, a 17-year-old Western lowland gorilla. Fearing for the boy’s life, a zoo worker shot and killed Harambe. The incident was recorded on video and received broad international coverage and commentary, including controversy over the choice to kill Harambe. A number of primatologists and conservationists wrote later that the zoo had no other choice under the circumstances, and that it highlighted the danger of zoo animals in close proximity to humans and the need for better standards of care.[1][2]
As Norma Diamond
comments, the Chinese regarded the Miao as ‘an inferior and rootless
people’, and as ‘newly pacified barbarians’: education and conversion to
Christianity gave them a new degree of self-confidence and an ability to
defend their own identity and culture.18
If you say “Daddy” three times in the mirror it’s still not going to solve your daddy issues.
In no way is this isn’t an accurate depiction of new people starting at work, training an animal is easier than having a new employee.
WRITE DOWN PROFESSOR LUPINS DISEASE
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The one part of the harry potter movie I remember, the kid goes downstairs and he’s like “mommy! Mommy! where’s my jumper!” and she says “it’s on the cat.” haha that’s all I remember.
Ha Ha it just says daddy ten times, daddy daddy, ha daddy long legs!
What’s a good name for your trivia team? Canadian Tire human resources department?
Hi my name is Blake I won the dodge bal championship you guys are awesome so please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So uh who does Three Lines Free now?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Daddy [/themify_box]WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO RUN THESE
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Online you dumbass[/themify_box]I loved KAROO! My Grandfather was a spy for Koos de la Rey! She was in a camp. You took me home. Jean.
The u of a has a rowing team and a curling team. And lots of other teams too actually. Can we see something about the less covered sports in addition to football coverage.
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Credo’s Mocha latte is on another level. IDEK what they put in this shit.
I got what you intend, appreciate it for posting .Woh I am lucky to find this website through google. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. by Steven Wright. dcffacbgedfekcad
Apparently midterms are not optional as my classmate had told me.
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: Do you know how to make pasta? (probably not)[/themify_box]How many pathetic emails between exes are stored in UAlberta servers?
[themify_box style=”orange rounded” ]3LF Bot: More than the Gateway management is willing to admit… [/themify_box]Seize the means of production
Your mental health shouldn’t suffer just because society tells you your worth is based on a letter grade. You are a human being. You are worth it, no matter what.
Mandatory Indigenous Education Please – White Student
