The Gateway reacts to: This morning’s shitty winter driving conditions

All names have been changed to protect… nobody. We just think it’s fun.

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2irl4meirl [10:53 AM]
I’ve been in traffic
FOR SEVENTY-FIVE MINUTES
And I’m not even halfway to school yet!

Simon [10:54 AM]
Been in traffic since 9am AND almost got in an accident

Yung Peter Mansbridge [10:55 AM]
Fuck

2irl4meirl [10:56 AM]
I’m going to die in my car
And when they find me
I’ll still be listening to the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit “Smooth” by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi-platinum album Supernatural

Hubba Bubba Tub’a Butta [10:57 AM]
That was my bus!

2irl4meirl [10:59 AM]
I love when you can just park your car while in traffic cuz you’re not going anywhere

Just kidding this is the worst and I want to leave

Simon [11:12 AM]
At this rate we’ll be on campus at 4pm

2irl4meirl [11:13 AM]
I actually haven’t moved at all for the last 15 minutes. I shut off my car
Things are basically at a standstill

Simon [11:14 AM]
Fuck that sucks fox drive is bumper to bumper barely any movement

2irl4meirl [11:15 AM]
Exactly
Wait are you on it too

Hubba Bubba Tub’a Butta [11:16 AM]
Its because my bus is blocking the whole road
Rip sorry

2irl4meirl [11:16 AM]
Fuccccckkkkk

Simon [11:18 AM]
Lol yup

Michael $cott [11:18 AM]
im here for my phone shift on time but the bus was slipping around pretty badly

2irl4meirl [11:18 AM]
I had to miss mine because there was no conceivable way I would ever make it
Wait but @Hubba Bubba Tub’a Butta wouldn’t your bus have moved at least a little by now

Hubba Bubba Tub’a Butta [11:26 AM]
Its jack knifed across the road, it isn’t going anywhere anytime soon

2irl4meirl [11:26 AM]
F u c k okay @channel I love you guys if I end up dying in my car please know that outside of you and my family and 4 miscellaneous people I basically hated everyone 🙏

Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Button-Up [11:28 AM]
but really if youre on fox drive drive over the median and go the other way

Simon [11:28 AM]
Damn how do you get to campus otherwise?

Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Button-Up [11:30 AM]
theres like 2 busses parked lengthwise across fox drive

2irl4meirl [11:30 AM]
What the ffffffrick

Simon [11:30 AM]
Christ k I’m turning then

Yung Peter Mansbridge [11:30 AM]
pls livestream ur journey

Simon [11:31 AM]
Taking the white mud is next I guess

2irl4meirl [11:31 AM]
I’m boxed in 🤷‍♀️

Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Button-Up [11:31 AM]
dashcam

Hubba Bubba Tub’a Butta [11:31 AM]
whitemud to 111st then merge onto 109 and loop around to uni

Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Button-Up [11:31 AM]
this man maps

Simon [11:32 AM]
Hell yes

Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Button-Up [11:32 AM]

2irl4meirl [11:33 AM]
Moving!!432!jdvi1!!2e!!!

Simon [11:34 AM]
lol I did a u turn heading to white mud

2irl4meirl [11:50 AM]
K I’m here thank god

Yung Peter Mansbridge [11:50 AM]
ayyyyy

2irl4meirl [11:50 AM]
It is a goddamn gong show out there

Simon [12:09 PM]
God I just made it too fuck this weather and driving

Michael $cott [12:14 PM]
lol 51 collisions reported from 530 to 930

Harry Styles’s Wife 420 [12:19 PM]
Guys we should turn this into a Gateway reacts
I love you all and am glad you’re all alive