Dude. School. Lmao.
Why do we call new information news when we just call old information old news? Shouldn’t it be olds? And when would news become olds, anyway? Is there like a best before date? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………….?
Mate, I don’t even know how I’m typing this article right now. Article. Art. I. Cle. Article. Seven letters, three syllables. Huh. Now that’s a word. Rhymes with fickle, tickle, particle, pickle… Mmh, pickle.
My mouth becomes a black hole, and I devour everything in my fridge looking for pickles. Suddenly, I remember they’re in the cabinet, and I give up. The cabinet smiles as I collapse on the couch. Screw you, cabinet. I should have used nails.
I swear my fingers are twitching right now. Like bug legs. God, I hate bugs. I hit the bug.
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I regret hitting the bug. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My eyes squeeze for a second, and next thing I know I fall off my couch. Hehe… Hahahaha. What kind of dumbass falls off a couch? Me, that’s who.
God, I am so freaking tired.
I realize that I haven’t actually taken a hit. Hell, I don’t even do weed.
School is one hell of a drug.