I’m so high right now

Why do we even go to university?

Dude. School. Lmao.

Why do we call new information news when we just call old information old news? Shouldn’t it be olds? And when would news become olds, anyway? Is there like a best before date? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………….?

Mate, I don’t even know how I’m typing this article right now. Article. Art. I. Cle. Article. Seven letters, three syllables. Huh. Now that’s a word. Rhymes with fickle, tickle, particle, pickle… Mmh, pickle.

My mouth becomes a black hole, and I devour everything in my fridge looking for pickles. Suddenly, I remember they’re in the cabinet, and I give up. The cabinet smiles as I collapse on the couch. Screw you, cabinet. I should have used nails.

I swear my fingers are twitching right now. Like bug legs. God, I hate bugs. I hit the bug.

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I regret hitting the bug. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

My eyes squeeze for a second, and next thing I know I fall off my couch. Hehe… Hahahaha. What kind of dumbass falls off a couch? Me, that’s who.

God, I am so freaking tired.

I realize that I haven’t actually taken a hit. Hell, I don’t even do weed.

School is one hell of a drug.

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