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Haikus from The Gateway: Council
This Students’ Council Meeting is going till nine O’clock, please send help
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Haikus from The Gateway: Toilet paper
The toilet paper On campus makes my butt hurt Can we not do better?
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Haikus from The Gateway: Running
I only have five Minutes to run from SUB to Tory so I gotta run
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Haikus from The Gateway: Slack
That is the sound of A Slack notification It makes me feel pain
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Haikus from The Gateway: SUB elevators
Today I would say Fuck the SUB elevators They can suck my dick
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Haikus from The Gateway: Revival
Can we revive the Gateway haikus of days past Just to meet post count
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Quiz: What university do you *really* belong at?
Stop right there, you son of a bitch. We all know the answer to this question already. It’s been staring…
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Getaway 2018 Horoscopes
You clicked on this article because you believe in horoscopes. In reality, horoscopes are a joke. You are a joke.…
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December crossword answers
DOWN 1 eyebrows 2 proximacentauri 3 cumin 4 forty-five 6 madagascar 7 chilly 8 chile 11 georgia ACROSS 5 underground…
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